Curhatan #1 - Mbokesplagiat Apes Superduper

Hari ini, sebel sebel sebel bangetsama salah satu temenku. Njelei banget e. Jelas banget dia tu cantik, kaya, pinter, imut, TAPI LICIK banget. Dia tu PLAGIAT sejati puol puol an

Kemarin, gw merenung pas mo tidur. Ngebayangin kalo si Mbokesplagiat *sebutannya, nyebur ke got sambil tengkurep dengan bibir monyong kayak kepedesan+kepanasan gw cuma bisa ketawa ketawa ngebayanginnya

Bayangan gw lagi si Mbokesplagiat masuk kelasnya (gak sekelas gue sama dia,, gila aje sekelas, najis) terus dia kan baru pulang dari luar negeri dia bawa oleh oleh buat guru kelasnya pas dibuka, langsung keluar kotoran manusia tak berdosa (?) apes banget

Oke, udah dulu ya.. Mbokesplagiat Bajisu sudah selese babayy :))

Kisah Paling Memalukan Di Muka Bumi Ini 1

Hari selasa , 8 maret 2011 
Hari tersial saya duduk dengan orang yang (gak) terlalu penting buat diajak ngobrol. Sebut aja A. Dia tu agak agak sedikit *Curhat * sama saya #apapentingnya? Saya cuma mendengarkan, gak tau dah dia ngomong apa! Tapi aku tau maknanya. Dia tu mau bunuh sahabatnya sendiri yang namanya sebut aje Akh. Bilangnya sih, besok. "Kenapa besok e? kan besok Fieldtrip, to ?' kata saya. Si A jawabnya santai aja "Yo ben, to?" Arrghh!

"Kamu bener, mau bunuh sahabat sendiri ?' nanya lagi*aku . Jawabnya (Masih) santai, yaitu " Iya, ngapa? gak trima" huu:p.  Aku sampe superduper K.A.G.U.M sama curhatannya itu dengan mulut monyong wakakakakk keekkeekkek *sampekeselek

Pas pulang,, hhmm... sekitar jam 2 saya nanya lagi ke A "eh, pisaunya pake pisau apa? katanya Dadan pake pisau dapur, ya?' si A Jawab, " Enggak, pake pisau lipet" Aku jawab sambil mesem2 "HAHAHAHAHA BUNUH ORANG KOK PAKE PISO LIPET" 

Kisah paling memalukan di muka bumi ini ***edan

Nama disamarkan A dan Akh . Dadan itu temen kelasku, gak disamarkan! hahaha 

Justin Bieber- Eenie Meenie

(Sean)
Eenie meenie miney mo
Catch a bad chick by her toe
If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go

Shes indecisive
She cant decide
She keeps on lookin
From left to right

Girl, cmon get closer
Look in my eyes
Searchin is so wrong
Im Mr. Right

You seem like the type
To love em and leave em
And disappear right after this song.
So give me the night
To show you, hold you
Dont leave me out here dancin alone

You cant make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
Please dont waste my time, time, time, time, time
Im not tryin to rewind, wind, wind, wind, wind
I wish our hearts could come together as one

Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova

(Justin)
Let me show you what your missin
Paradise
With me youre winning girl
You dont have to roll the dice
Justin Bieber Eenie Meenie lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/justin-bieber-eenie-meenie-lyrics.html

Tell me what youre really here for
Them other guys?
I can see right through ya

You seem like the type
To love em and leave em
And disappear right after the song.
So give me the night
To show you, hold you
Dont leave me out here dancin alone

Cant make up your mind
Please dont waste my time
Not tryin to rewind
I wish our hearts could come together as one

Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova

(Sean)
Eenie meenie miney moe
Catch a bad chick by her toe
If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go
Eenie meenie miney moe
Catch a bad chick by her toe
If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go

Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova
Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova

Cant make up your mind
Please dont waste my time
Not tryin to rewind
I wish our hearts could come together as one

Justin Bieber- Never Say Never

See I never thought that I could walk through fire.
I never thought that I could take the burn.
I never had the strength to take it higher,
Until I reached the point of no return.

And there's just no turning back,
When your hearts under attack,
Gonna give everything I have,
It's my destiny.

I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up up up,
And never say never.

I never thought I could feel this power.
I never thought that I could feel this free.
I'm strong enough to climb the highest tower.
And I'm fast enough to run across the sea.

And there's just no turning back,
When your hearts under attack,
Gonna give everything I have,
Cause this is my destiny.

I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,
And never say never.

Here we go!
Guess who?
JSmith and Jb!
I gotcha lil bro.


I can handle him.
Hold up, aight?
I can handle him.

Now he's bigger than me,
Taller than me.
And he's older than me,
And stronger than me.
And his arms a little bit longer than me.
But he ain't on a JB song with me!

I be trying a chill
They be trying to side with the thrill.
No pun intended, was raised by the power of Will.

Like Luke with the force, when push comes to shove.
Like Cobe with the 4th, ice water with blood.

I gotta be the best, and yes
We're the flyest.
Like David and Goliath,
I conquered the giant.
So now I got the world in my hand,
I was born from two stars
So the moon's where I land.

I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,
And never say never.

I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,
And never say never.